Obama Offers Trade for U.S. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi Still Being Held in Squalid Mexican Jail Obama Offers Priceless Selfie Poster to Mexican President Peña Nieto in Exchange for Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi
President Obama called an emergency meeting with Mexican President Peña Nieto to propose a trade for Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi: Obama said to Nieto: "Here's my best offer: I'll trade you this priceless ...
Obama Offers Trade for
U.S. Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi Still Being Held in Squalid Mexican Jail--
Obama Offers Priceless Selfie Poster to Mexican President Peña Nieto in
Exchange for St. Tahmooressi.
June
5, 2014--
By
Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com ; PoliticalXray.Com
President Obama called an emergency meeting with Mexican President Peña Nieto to propose a trade for
Marine Sgt. Andrew
Tahmooressi: Obama said to Nieto: "Here's my best offer: I'll trade you this priceless poster of me taking a selfie for Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi you're holding in a squalid Mexican jail for having unintentionally entered Mexico as a result of being trapped by road-work barriers and confusing and contradictory road signage."
Nieto replied to Obama: "No, Yo requero reconqista de Aztlan por La Raza."
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Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
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