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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  April 18, 2014
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Paladin -- Have Gun - Will Travel Introduces Galadin -- Have Guns - Will Travel and Putin Eyes Ukrainian Women Brandishing Guns
Paladin - Have Gun - Will Travel -- Guards Michael Bloomberg, Harvey Weinstein and Jim Carrey; Palidin Introduces Galadin - Have Guns - Will Travel; Putin Eyes Ukrainian Women Brandishing Their GUNS

Putin expresses interest in tracking-bracelets-for-gun-owners proposal by Eric Holder, John Kerry and President Obama to make Ukraine safe (for Putin's shocktroopps)

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This animation above the image immediately above is a Safe For Work  version of a Ukrainian Woman Sharpshooter in the HOT Shot Brigade practicing her markswomanship while her fellow brigade members watch and await their turns to practice in the same way. 

When questioned by military analyists, this HOT Shot Sharpshooter, whose name is Aylasho Umov (shown speaking in the image immediately above), explained important aspects of the Military Doctrine employed by the HOT Shot Brigade:


"We know we'll face stiff opposition, our entire array of weapons will enable us to prevail. We don't wear body armor because it would block our special weapon utilizing the visible-light portion of the electromatic spectrum which has long been known to have an extremely discombobulating effect on adversaries who are men or womyn."

"And from our spies with good connections with Putin's mistress, we know the Russian troops share the same vulnerability to our visible-light weapon as does Putin.

"When we will ultimately achieve victory when Putin is Putout of Office. 


Secretary of State John Kerry brokers a deal with Putin to save half of Ukraine by agreeing to force Ukraine to require Ukrainian women with guns to wear gun-tracking bracelets being proposed by Attorney General Eric Holder:

Kerry to Putin:

So, you'll take only half of Ukraine if we force Ukrainian women to wear tracking bracelets so you can get your hand on their firearms.

Putin to Kerry:

Tracking bracelets, yes, but I want to get my hands on their guns.


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More to come here soon on how Putin keeps his eyes 
on Ukrainian Women brandishing their GUNS.


--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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See also http://PoliSat.Com/Galadin.htm 

See also http://PoliSat.Com/Guns_Paladin_Bloomberg_Weinstein_Putin_Galadin_Ukrainian_Women.htm .

Jim Wrenn
Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com (Editor)

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.

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