Summer Blockbuster: Godfather MMXIII titled "IRS-- The Auditor" Summer Blockbuster-- Godfather MMXIII: "IRS The Auditor" Starring FaceLess IRS Bureaucrats With Behind-the-Scenes Producers Barack Obama, Colleen Kelley, Lois Lerner, Douglas Shullman, Sarah Hall Ingram, and a Cast of Thousands of IRS Union Employees.·
It begins with the riveting Lacy-Act Swat-Team ending of the Godfather MMXI, in which a courageous Federal SWAT team rescues a huge cache of East Indian Rosewood (a protected species of Mother Nature's trees) from being incorporated into Gibson guitars in Gibson's predatory factory rather than being incorporated into guitars of its competitor, C.F. Martin, in its progressive factory and by its progressive personnel, who socially-responsibly donate to President Obama's political organizations.
After more than three years in the making, movie fans are eagerly awaiting the Godfather MMXIII summer blockbuster, "IRS The Auditor."
It begins with the riveting Lacy-Act Swat-Team ending of the
MMXI, in which a courageous Federal SWAT team rescues a huge cache of East Indian Rosewood (a protected species of Mother Nature's trees) from being incorporated into Gibson guitars in Gibson's predatory factory rather than being incorporated into guitars of its competitor, C.F. Martin, in
its progressive factory and by its progressive personnel, who
socially-responsibly donate to President Obama's political organizations.
Understanding the folly of seeking to formally implement their shared anti-Tea-Party/Conservatives/Libertarians agendas through the normal chain of command, President Obama and IRS Union President Kelly establish a brilliant, outside-the-normal-chain-of-command
network to enable faceless-IRS-bureaucrats to efficiently use the power of the IRS to intimidate and impede the unprogressive actions and thoughts of such Tea-Party types while also bureaucratically insulating President Obama from direct responsibility over such actions.
One of the unique things about this Summer Blockbuster is that it is being released before the ending has been completed. Stay tuned for the exciting climax.
Also, Coming Soon is another long-in-production blockbuster (Godather MMXIV) tentatively titled, "CheckMate: IRS-- ObamaCare," for which the soundtrack will feature a haunting new
theme song: "We Know All About You But You Need Know Nothing About Us" plus the new ObamaCare theme song, "Bend Over and Smile by Spreading Your Cheeks."
Re White House Meeting between President Obama and Colleen Kelley, President
of the anti-tea-part/conservatives IRS Employees Union (NTEU -- National
Treasury Employees Union) shortly before the IRS began targeting
tea-parties/conservatives. Move along, there's noting to see here. The
anti-tea-party President Obama says he did not have IRS-enforcement-policy
discussions with that President of the anti-tea-party IRS employees union,
Colleen Kelley. And in mutual corroboration, Colleen Kelley, President of the
anti-tea-party/conservatives IRS employees union says she did not have
IRS-enforcement-policy discussions with that anti-tea-party President of the
United States, Barack Obama.
And both agree that Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman, Monica
Lewinsky. And both agree that the White House and the State Department only
insisted on "one word" being changed in the CIA's original draft of
the Benghazi "talking points" for Susan Rice, and that was to change
"consolate" to "post." And both agreed the IRS will do an
excellent job of investigating the sufficiency of all citizen's "health
care" plans to guarantee that they conform to the requirements of
ObamaCare and fulfill Obama's promise to each citizen that "If you like
the health plan you now have, you can keep it [as long as it satisfies the IRS
interpretation of what the national ObamaCare Board considers a plan that is
best for you]."
Citizens! REJOICE that we are trusting our health, our lives and our liberty
to the wise and tender mercies of the IRS.
The Limbaugh Theorem: What Makes Obama
Popular Among LIVs is His Denouncing His Unpopular Agenda by Blaming Its
Failures on Faceless Bureaucrats as Though They Were Not Playing Loyal
Knights to Obama's King Henry II Speaking Rhetorical Flourishes About
Punishing Enemies Regarding the "Meddlesome Tea Party" and
Rewarding Progressive Friends.
Editor's Note: Because YouTube/Google
has too often cancelled YouTube accounts containing hundreds of
political-satire videos for alleged violations of YouTube's
"community standards" while simultaneously refusing to
identify particular videos among them deemed to have violated
such standards or to even identify particular "standards"
alleged to have been violated, I've also embedded immediately below a
Vimeo video identical to the above video just in case YouTube/Google
again seeks to protect its Progressive ideology from criticism by
deleting the above video and/or canceling the PoliticalXray account that
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After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.