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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  May 29, 2013
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Summer Blockbuster: Godfather MMXIII titled "IRS-- The Auditor"
Summer Blockbuster-- Godfather MMXIII: "IRS The Auditor" Starring FaceLess IRS Bureaucrats With Behind-the-Scenes Producers Barack Obama, Colleen Kelley, Lois Lerner, Douglas Shullman, Sarah Hall Ingram, and a Cast of Thousands of IRS Union Employees.

It begins with the riveting Lacy-Act Swat-Team ending of the Godfather MMXI, in which a courageous Federal SWAT team rescues a huge cache of East Indian Rosewood (a protected species of Mother Nature's trees) from being incorporated into Gibson guitars in Gibson's predatory factory rather than being incorporated into guitars of its competitor, C.F. Martin, in its progressive factory and by its progressive personnel, who socially-responsibly donate to President Obama's political organizations.

May 28, 2013

Progessive Summer Blockbuster-- Godfather MMXIII: "IRS The Auditor" Starring FaceLess IRS Bureaucrats With Behind-the-Scenes Producers Barack Obama, Colleen Kelley, Lois Lerner, Douglas Shullman, Sarah Hall Ingram, and a Cast of Thousands of IRS Union Employees.

 

After more than three years in the making, movie fans are eagerly awaiting the Godfather MMXIII summer blockbuster, "IRS The Auditor." 

 

It begins with the riveting Lacy-Act Swat-Team ending of the Godfather MMXI, in which a courageous Federal SWAT team rescues a huge cache of East Indian Rosewood (a protected species of Mother Nature's trees) from being incorporated into Gibson guitars in Gibson's predatory factory rather than being incorporated into guitars of its competitor, C.F. Martin, in its progressive factory and by its progressive personnel, who socially-responsibly donate to President Obama's political organizations. 

 



Then it transitions into an important political-strategy meeting between President Obama and Colleen Kelley, the IRS Employees Union President (NTEA -- National Treasury Employees Union) on the dire threat to American National Security posed by those dangerous Tea-Party types, other conservatives and libertarians, whom President Obama and the IRS Employees Union mutually understand to be their political enemies.   Although the dialogue is inaudible and closed-captions are missing and thus will remain a fascinating mystery to LIV moviegoers, progressive moviegoers will enjoy knowing and understanding the brilliance of this strategy.

Understanding the folly of seeking to formally implement their shared anti-Tea-Party/Conservatives/Libertarians agendas through the normal chain of command, President Obama and IRS Union President Kelly establish a brilliant, outside-the-normal-chain-of-command network to enable faceless-IRS-bureaucrats to efficiently use the power of the IRS to intimidate and impede the unprogressive actions and thoughts of such Tea-Party types while also bureaucratically insulating President Obama from direct responsibility over such actions. 

This relieved former IRS Commissioner Douglas ShulLman (also a wisely anti-Bush IRS Commissioner who donated to the DNC in 2004 despite his having been appointed by Bush 43) and Non-Profit Enforcement Division Head, Lois Lerner as well as her predecessor, Sarah Hall Ingram of the need to receive orders directly from, or report to, President Obama or other top White House officials regarding this vital progressive program. It also enabled former IRS Commissioner Shulman to testify that all of his 118 meetings at the White House related to things such as bringing his family to the White House Easter Egg Hunt and similar social activities without such meetings being burdened with subjects such as IRS policy and a then-beginning Inspector General audit of activities in the IRS Exemption Division.

One of the unique things about this Summer Blockbuster is that it is being released before the ending has been completed. Stay tuned for the exciting climax.

Also, Coming Soon is another long-in-production blockbuster (Godather MMXIV) tentatively titled, "CheckMate: IRS-- ObamaCare," for which the soundtrack will feature a haunting new theme song: "We Know All About You But You Need Know Nothing About Us" plus the new ObamaCare theme song, "Bend Over and Smile by Spreading Your Cheeks."

 

Permanent Link:  http://PoliSat.Com/IRS-the-Auditor.htm . 

May 24, 2013

IRS Targeting Tea Parties and Conservatives Began Soon After Meeting Between President Obama and Colleen Kelley, President of the IRS Employees Union Which Is an Aggressive Opponent of Tea-Parties.

Re White House Meeting between President Obama and Colleen Kelley, President of the anti-tea-part/conservatives IRS Employees Union (NTEU -- National Treasury Employees Union) shortly before the IRS began targeting tea-parties/conservatives. Move along, there's noting to see here. The anti-tea-party President Obama says he did not have IRS-enforcement-policy discussions with that President of the anti-tea-party IRS employees union, Colleen Kelley. And in mutual corroboration, Colleen Kelley, President of the anti-tea-party/conservatives IRS employees union says she did not have IRS-enforcement-policy discussions with that anti-tea-party President of the United States, Barack Obama.

And both agree that Bill Clinton did not have sex with that woman, Monica Lewinsky. And both agree that the White House and the State Department only insisted on "one word" being changed in the CIA's original draft of the Benghazi "talking points" for Susan Rice, and that was to change "consolate" to "post." And both agreed the IRS will do an excellent job of investigating the sufficiency of all citizen's "health care" plans to guarantee that they conform to the requirements of ObamaCare and fulfill Obama's promise to each citizen that "If you like the health plan you now have, you can keep it [as long as it satisfies the IRS interpretation of what the national ObamaCare Board considers a plan that is best for you]."

Citizens! REJOICE that we are trusting our health, our lives and our liberty to the wise and tender mercies of the IRS.

Permanent link:  

http://PoliSat.Com/IRS-Targeting-Tea-Parties-and-Conservatives--President-Obama-and-IRS-Union-President-Colleen-Kelley.htm 

 

May 23, 2013

The Limbaugh Theorem:  What Makes Obama Popular Among LIVs is His Denouncing His Unpopular Agenda by Blaming Its Failures on Faceless Bureaucrats as Though They Were Not  Playing Loyal Knights to Obama's King Henry II Speaking Rhetorical Flourishes About Punishing Enemies Regarding the "Meddlesome Tea Party" and Rewarding Progressive Friends.

 

 The Limbaugh Theorem 

The Limbaugh Theorem: What Makes Obama Popular Among LIVs is His Denouncing His Unpopular Agenda by Blaming Its Failures on Faceless Bureaucrats as Though They Were Not Playing Loyal Knights to Obama's King Henry II Speaking Rhetorical Flourishes About Punishing Enemies Regarding the "Meddlesome Tea Party" and Rewarding Progressive Friends.


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<a target="x42" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeT67BvYzo4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeT67BvYzo4</a>

Editor's Note:  Because YouTube/Google has too often cancelled YouTube accounts containing hundreds of political-satire videos for alleged violations of YouTube's "community standards" while simultaneously refusing to identify particular videos among them deemed to have violated such standards or to even identify particular "standards" alleged to have been violated, I've also embedded immediately below a Vimeo video identical to the above video just in case YouTube/Google again seeks to protect its Progressive ideology from criticism by deleting the above video and/or canceling the PoliticalXray account that produced it. 

 

 

Permanent Link:

http://PoliSat.Com/Obama-Says-Punish-Enemies-And-Reward-Friends.htm

 


Jim Wrenn
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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.


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