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"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." - John 8:32
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Author:  Jim Wrenn
Bio: Jim Wrenn
Date:  October 14, 2012
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Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman for Obama in 2012 is Through the HopeHole a.k.a. the SuperMassive Sink-Hole of Obamageddon.
Self-proclaimed objectivist, Morgan Freeman, who ascribes anti-scientific and racist motives to those who oppose re-election of Barack Obama, provides the voice-over for an Obama Campaign commercial.

While the Super-Collider at CERN is seeking to find the "God" Particle (the Higgs Boson) to provide through-the-wormhole insights into the expansion of the Universe from a Big Bang, the November 6, 2012 Ideology-Collider in America is seeking insights into expansion of economic activity in the wake of the Big Collapse caused by the Fannie-Mae/Freddie-Mac Sub-Prime Redistribution.

            Self-proclaimed objectivist, Morgan Freeman, who ascribes anti-scientific and racist motives to those who oppose re-election of Barack Obama, provides the voice-over for an Obama Campaign commercial.     

While the Super-Collider at CERN is seeking to find the "God" Particle (the Higgs Boson) to provide through-the-wormhole insights into the expansion of the Universe from a Big Bang, the November 6, 2012 Ideology-Collider in America is seeking insights into expansion of economic activity in the wake of the Big Collapse caused by the Fannie-Mae/Freddie-Mac Sub-Prime Redistribution.  Freeman urges voters that recovery from the Big Collapse requires them to travel through the HopeHole and that only anti-scientific, racists could think the HopeHole will lead to the Big Crunch.  Thus, Obama and Freeman want our Enterprise to proceed at flank speed into the HopeHole.  In contrast, Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan seek to enable voters to understand that we are already perilously close to the Event Horizon such that continuing towards the HopeHole will take us across that event horizon and make the Big Crunch inevitable.  As Captain Picard would say upon learning that the U.S. Enterprise is rapidly approaching such event horizon, Romney/Ryan say:  "Full Reverse NOW."

 

Are scientists able to predict political outcomes based on the fusion of quantum physics, politics, culture, astronomy and philosophy?  Scientists have  just deciphered the the Mayan-Nostradamic-Revelations for 2012:   Obamageddon Super-Massive Sink-Hole. 

 

 

Scientists, Philosophers & Theologians Urgently Seek Answers: Did Ancient Aliens Foretell Our Doom?  Will July 4 Become "Dependence Day"?   Will What's Evident Become Self-Truth?   Will China forgive us our debts as we indebt our forgivers?   Will the Four Seasons return to be forced to sing Sharia?   Will Atlas keep shrugging?   Will China become Pottery? Will 2012 witness a Big Bang or a Small Whimper?   Will E=MC-Squared mean "Election = More Conservatism Squared" or "Election = More Collectivism Squared"?   Has the Hubbel Constant been replaced by the Bubble Constant?   Is Kilroy still here or is he with John Galt?    Will the Peanut that Morphed into an ACORN take root or be rooted out?   Is there a solution?   Scientists say, "Yes":

 

            

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Obamessiah 2012 Sermon on the Mint from PoliticalXray a.k.a. PoliSat.Com on Vimeo.

 

 

Everybody Needs A Mahdi by PoliticalXray on Vimeo.

 

 

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.


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