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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  May 21, 2012
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The Lone Kenyan Ranger and Tonto Cherokee-Warren: Composite Autobiographical Tales by Pre-President Obama and Elizabeth Warren.
Mark Steyn has written authoritatively on the exotically creative approach to autobiographical and promotional material being pioneered by President Obama and Harvard Professor Elizabeth Warren. New artwork inspired by Steyn's article serves to illustrate the exotically creative techniques employed and/or authorized by both Obama and Warren.

In the wake of the belated discovery that Obama's literary agency comprised the original "birther" instigator (in asserting that Obama was "born in Kenya" and "raised in Indonesia and Hawaii"), Steyn astutely noticed the exotically creative (or creatively exotic) techniques employed and/or authorized by Obama for dissemination of biographical information and ancestry to the media seem virtually identical to such techniques employed and/or authorized by Elizabeth Cherokee-Warren.

           According to the Right-Wing Zealot Mark Steyn, President Barack Obama and Native-American-Studies Harvard Professor Elizabeth Tonto-Cherokee-Warren collaborated on Autobiographical Tales from the New West. This may be the first in a continuing series of exposť episodes in the new genre of "Composite Political Autobiographies." Here, in Episode I, Tonto Cherokee-Warren says to the Lone Kenyan Ranger: "What you see, Lone Kenyan Ranger?" The Lone Kenyan Ranger, who points to the National Review article on a Native-American Indigenous News-Stand located on the Trail of Tears scouted by Tonto-Cherokee-Warren's ancestor ("Old Hickory Warren") replies, "Looks like they've got us, Tonto Cherokee-Warren," to which Tonto Cherokee Warren (upon noticing that such article analyzes Obama's literary agent's 11-year-long descrition of Obama as having been "born in Kenya") replies, "Yes, Chemo-Sorbet, we must wow-pow on how to persuade them to smoke the piece joint and eat my special Chero-Kee-Lime Pie so we can bury the hat-check."



--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.

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