Roman Empire EPA Inspired Obama EPA Ban on Highest-MPG Fords, VW Passats and others. Ivy League Historians and Hystorians had long believed they had correctly deduced the cause of the Fall of the Roman Empire, but recent evidence may shake the foundation of those theories.
Many scholars have long believed it was lead poisoning from drinking water transported in aquaducts lined with lead that really led to the fall of the Roman Empire, but given the fact that they had been drinking leaded water for many generations, there is reason to believe there was a more direct cause, evidence of which has only recently been uncovered.
FOIA Responses from the Obama EPA reveal the
historically progressive antecedent for the current EPA banning highest-mileage Fords (sold in UK) from sale in
US and for similar bans on the highest-mileage VW Passats and other
vehicles. During the Reign of BARACKUS OBAMAUS (shortly before the Fall of the Roman Empire from the onslaught of the Barbarians' superior cavalry), the
OBAMAUS EPA had enacted regulations requiring the Roman Cavalry to breed and use horses 40% smaller to reduce the quantities nd sizes of horse-turds polluting the Appian Way and to reduce the quantity of methane overheating the Climate.
As the Barbarians conquered Rome with their superior cavalry, they said, "Venimus, vidimus, vicimus," and the rest of the world said, "Venerunt, Viderunt, Vicerunt" Unless the Tea Party were to be able (after the November 2012 election) to say, "Venimus, vidimus, vicimus," then we'll all have to say, "Nos es in profundus extrementum."
The Obama EPA Keeps Brakes on MPG, Rapes GAIA & Robs US Taxpayers:
And, VW's Got Nothing on Ford-- See the Ford banned in US by EPA but sold in UK:
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.