Spy-Master Anna Chapman Defends Petty Woman Sandra Fluke's Demands for Free Self-Protection from Men and Ann Coulter in their War Against Womyn. If Progressive Maxim #794 is that womyn are entitled to free pills and condoms for self-protection, what are the corresponding Conservative Maxims?
Doesn't Progressive Maximum #794 invoke Conservative Maxim #2 which thereby incorporates Conservative Maxims #1 and #3?
Spymaster Anna Chapman rises to the defense of Sandra Fluke by revealing Ann
Coulter is the Most Dangerous Woman In America as a leader of the Republican War
Against Womyn. First, Anna Chapman shows us her credentials in the
Progressive Cause (below-left). Next (below-right), we see Ann Coulter's
battle-cry of "Conservative Maxims" in response to Sandra Fluke's
humanitarian demands for free self-protection for all womyn.
A music-video entitled "Petty Woman" (which is eeriely similar to the
1960's smash hit "Pretty Woman" by Roy Orbison) shows how Sandra Fluke
learned how to get contraceptives for free without advice from Rush
Limbaugh. It's really quite ingenious:.
highly unreliable source implied that a KOOK offered such advice to
Fluke. (Perhaps it's her desire to deny that a correct pronunciation of
her last name rhymes with KOOK that she pronounces it to rhyme with
"cluck" because she'd rather be a Fluke than a Fluke. It's
also appropriate that the advice came from a venue that touts the socialistic
model for free stuff for everyone in a land in which no one an fail-- i.e., ThePeoplesCube.Com.
Perhaps it renders moot the ongoing controversy between Ms. Fluke and Mr.
Limbaugh (and President Obama) over Limbaugh's intemperate manner of
suggesting a socially unacceptable profession for such purposes:
2012-03-11: As proof of the prophetic nature of the final paragraph in the
image immediately above, see the video immediately below:
One more thing-- an unrelated reminder. If you haven't already gone to see
Act of Valor, do so:
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.