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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  March 4, 2012
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White House Awards Super-Maher-Obama-PAC-ObamaFluke Limbaugh Awards and ObamaCare Awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke.
President Barack Obama's White-House Awards Series:

Today, the White House Awards Series afforded the opportunity for President Obama to issue special "Super-Maher-Obama-PAC/Obama-Fluke Awards and ObamaCare awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke, with honorable mention of the Same-Stream Media (SSM) which has done such a wonderful job in furthering President Obama's agenda. Here's the press-release/transcript of the Official Awards ceremony:

            Today, the White House Awards Series afforded the opportunity for President Obama to issue special "Super-Maher-Obama-PAC/Obama-Fluke Awards and ObamaCare awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke, with honorable mention of the Same-Stream Media (SSM) which has done such a wonderful job in furthering President Obama's agenda.  Here's the press-release/transcript of the Official Awards ceremony:

President Barack Obama's White-House Awards Series:  

SuperMaherObamaPAC/ObamaFluke Limbaugh Awards and ObamaCare Awards to Rush Limbaugh & Susan Fluke:  

          It's my distinct pleasure to express my deepest thanks to Rush Limbaugh for his apology and to Susan Fluke for her vital role in Operations ObamaFluke Limbaugh and SuperMaherObamaPAC.

          Susan, I thank you for having ObamaFluked Limbaugh into taking the bait on my SuperMaherObamaPAC Test-Line for our Catch-Release program to save the poor Womyn Swimming in the Condomless Sea men have too long dominated.

          Rush, I thank you for vital role in educating the public that so few young & restless Womyn understand the difference between a government-mandated benefit and the Libertarian/Constitutional concept of a "right" that the way virtually all them perceive your (and the Republicans') focus on contraception enables us to convince them that you (and Rethuglicans) oppose it and really want to keep them from having access to contraception at all.

          Susan, I also thank you for so effectively proving our premise about young and restless womyn by so courageously (and unembarrassedly) offering yourself as an example to show that not even higher education (and not even post-graduate education such as law school) in today's very best colleges, universities and graduate schools can enable a young womyn to understand the distinction between a libertarian/constitutional "right" and a government-mandated benefit as a "freebie" for some to be funded by others.

          Rush, I also thank you (and Santorum) for contributing so mightily to our blurring of that distinction by your generous focus on our tactic of mandating free contraception rather than your offering effective analogies to enable even young and restless womyn to grasp the government-mandate issue (and to thereby enable them to see through our contraceptive deception) such as the following: Should the government mandate that all dental coverage include "free" dental implants in lieu of dental crowns?

Should the government mandate that all automobile insurance include "free" windshield-wiper blades, "free" radiator coolant, "free" oil changes, "free" windshield-washer fluid, etc.? Should the government mandate that all homeowners' insurance include "free" attic-cleaning, "free" sidewalk-salt for melting snow and ice, "free" window-washing, etc.?

          Finally, I would be remiss to not also thank my loyal Same-Stream Media (SSM) not only for doing all they could to generate demands for Republican leaders to repudiate Rush (for his initial statements about Susan) but also for giving me the confidence to know they will never ask me to repudiate my dear friend and supporter, Bill Maher, as a Million-Dollar Contributor to my SuperMaherObamaPAC, for his serial attacks on conservative women in general and Sarah Palin in particular with terms like the "c--t" word.

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.

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