White House Awards Super-Maher-Obama-PAC-ObamaFluke Limbaugh Awards and ObamaCare Awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke. President Barack Obama's White-House Awards Series:
Today, the White House Awards Series afforded the opportunity for President Obama to issue special "Super-Maher-Obama-PAC/Obama-Fluke Awards and ObamaCare awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke, with honorable mention of the Same-Stream Media (SSM) which has done such a wonderful job in furthering President Obama's agenda. Here's the press-release/transcript of the Official Awards ceremony:
Today, the White House Awards Series afforded the opportunity for President
Obama to issue special "Super-Maher-Obama-PAC/Obama-Fluke Awards and
ObamaCare awards to Rush Limbaugh and Susan Fluke, with honorable mention of the
Same-Stream Media (SSM) which has done such a wonderful job in furthering
President Obama's agenda. Here's the press-release/transcript of the
Official Awards ceremony:
Barack Obama's White-House Awards Series:
Limbaugh Awards and ObamaCare Awards to Rush Limbaugh & Susan
It's my distinct pleasure to express my deepest thanks to Rush Limbaugh for his
apology and to Susan Fluke for her vital role in Operations ObamaFluke Limbaugh
Susan, I thank you for having ObamaFluked Limbaugh into taking the bait on my
for our Catch-Release program to save the poor Womyn Swimming in the Condomless
Sea men have too long
Rush, I thank you for vital role in educating the public that so few young &
restless Womyn understand the
difference between a government-mandated benefit and the
Libertarian/Constitutional concept of a "right"
that the way virtually all them perceive your (and the Republicans') focus on
contraception enables us to
convince them that you (and Rethuglicans) oppose it and really want to keep them
from having access to
contraception at all.
Susan, I also thank you for so effectively proving our premise about young and
restless womyn by so courageously
(and unembarrassedly) offering yourself as an example to show that not even
higher education (and not even
post-graduate education such as law school) in today's very best colleges,
universities and graduate schools can enable a young womyn to understand the
distinction between a
libertarian/constitutional "right" and a government-mandated benefit
as a "freebie" for some to
be funded by others.
Rush, I also thank you (and Santorum) for contributing so mightily to our
blurring of that distinction by your
generous focus on our tactic of mandating free contraception rather than your
offering effective analogies
to enable even young and restless womyn to grasp the government-mandate issue
(and to thereby enable them
to see through our contraceptive deception) such as the following: Should the
government mandate that all dental
coverage include "free" dental implants in lieu of dental crowns?
the government mandate that all automobile insurance include "free"
windshield-wiper blades, "free"
radiator coolant, "free" oil changes, "free"
windshield-washer fluid, etc.? Should the government mandate
that all homeowners' insurance include "free" attic-cleaning,
"free" sidewalk-salt for melting snow
and ice, "free" window-washing, etc.?
Finally, I would be remiss to not also thank my loyal Same-Stream Media (SSM)
not only for doing all they could
to generate demands for Republican leaders to repudiate Rush (for his initial
statements about Susan) but
also for giving me the confidence to know they will never ask me to repudiate my
dear friend and supporter,
Bill Maher, as a Million-Dollar Contributor to my SuperMaherObamaPAC, for his
serial attacks on
conservative women in general and Sarah Palin in particular with terms like the
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.