Barack Obama 2012 -- Obamageddon Looms via Super-Massive Sink-Hole. Will it be Obamageddon or Obamalypse. What is the difference between a super-massive sink-hole and a super-massive black hole? Political Correctness.
Can Lady Liberty escape the super-powerful gravity being generated by the super-massive sink-hole?
Are scientists able to predict political outcomes based on the fusion of quantum
physics, politics, culture, astronomy and philosophy? Scientists
have just deciphered the the Mayan-Nostradamic-Revelations for 2012:
Obamageddon Super-Massive Sink-Hole.
Scientists, Philosophers & Theologians Urgently Seek Answers: Did Ancient Aliens Foretell Our Doom?
Will July 4 Become "Dependence Day"? Will What's Evident Become Self-Truth? Will China forgive us our debts as we indebt our forgivers?
Will the Four Seasons return to be forced to sing Sharia? Will Atlas keep shrugging?
Will China become Pottery? Will 2012 witness a Big Bang or a Small Whimper?
Will E=MC-Squared mean "Election = More Conservatism Squared" or "Election = More Collectivism Squared"?
Has the Hubbel Constant been replaced by the Bubble Constant? Is Kilroy still here or is he with John Galt?
Will the Peanut that Morphed into an ACORN take root or be rooted out?
there a solution? Scientists say, "Yes":
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.