Obama Unveils 2012 Campaign Slogan: STAY on THE COURSE in 2012 for a HOLE IN ONE for America. Or should it be CrOny CapitOlism?
His slogan for Two-Thousand-Twelve: Retain me in Two-Thousand-Twelve to stay on the course. The reason, of course: At hole-in-one shots he excels. (But you have to read the rest to understand "hole-in-one."
an urgent dispatch we just received from our Fearless Leader:
inspired me in sloganeer thinking
so proles are induced
to learn the new Truth:
We're just floating downward, not sinking.
My slogan for Two-Thousand-Twelve:
Retain me in Two-Thousand-Twelve
to stay on the course.
The reason, of course:
At hole-in-one shots I excel.
You fear that the hole-in-one costs
from so many balls being lost
perfecting my score
would make us all poor--
Fear not, 'cause you'll find they're not lost.
You'll learn when you go where you're told
to bottom-most parts of the hole
to play in a sequel
where all will be equal
in putting around in the hole.
Such sequel is fair, is it not?
'Cause all can then shoot for the top.
Such fairness will be
that none will succeed
in that at which others cannot.
Your urge to pass others will stop
on learning that none reach the top,
and soon you will be
content to believe
the bottom's the same as the top.
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.