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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  October 7, 2011
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Obama Inspires Civilian National Security Force to Occupy Wall Street to Aid Long March from Crony CapitAlism to Obama CapitOlism.
Will these Occupiers of Wall Street be able to eclipse the Tea-Partiers? How will so-called "independents" view them? What about the "greenies" in the under-40 demographics? Will "middle America" take them seriously?

The Experts at the Multifaceted Peoples Cube seems to think these rabble-rousers are not quite "up to the job."

            President Obama inspires his Civilian National Security Force to "Occupy Wall Street" to aid Obama in his strategic, Long March from Crony CapitAlism to Obama CapitOlism.  Even though Uncle Joe Stalin never led a "Long March" as did Chairman Mao, the multi-faceted Peoples Cube is currently offering cinematically ideological (Or is it ideologically cenematic?) inspiration for Michael Moore to produce a breathtakingly inspiring Docu-Drama histrionically announcing and chronicling Obama's Long March from Crony CapitAlism to CapitOlism

Indeed, SuperKommissar Maksim has already designed yet another example of brilliant agit-prop for these glorious "Occupy Wall Street" demonstrations designed to realistically simulate massive popular support for Obama's Long March:

            Needless to say, others (albeit less talented) are creating CineMagic tributes to the glorious "Transformation of America" which these protests by ordinary members of the masses are hastening: 

 

And, no doubt, there will be many desiring to purchase and wear t-shirts commemorating these glorious events.  However, loyal members of the Proletariat should be careful to avoid T-Shirts cleverly designed by reactionary, Tea-Party sympathizers to induce unwitting protestors into purchasing T-Shirts that might be easily misunderstood by graduates of our esteemed institutions of higher learning (who might easily be confused about the difference between CapitAlism and CapitOlism) as exhibiting satirical sarcasm towards, rather than support of, our Glorious Long March (such as the fiendishly insideous example shown immediately below):

 

            Thank goodness there are many good-will supporters of our courageous "Occupy Wall Street" demonstrators who are providing them sustenance such as fresh coffee from the Coffee Party, which our brethren started more than two years ago to counter and eclipse the reactionary "Tea-Party" and to remind our protestors that their March Against Capitalism is also a March to Save GAIA from the ravages of the Earth-Destroying Capitalists:

Another great accomplishment for us is that our Croney Capitalism investment in Solyndra Green has depleted more than half a billion dollars of the income taxes paid by the Enemies of Earth Tea-Partiers: 

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And let's not forget how effectively have been the cleverly designed administrative regulations imposed by our beloved Environmental Protection Agency and Department of Energy in restraining the barbaric, GAIA-raping instincts of Uncle Sam which the Tea-Partiers are attempting to revive:

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.


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