Obama Inspires Civilian National Security Force to Occupy Wall Street to Aid Long March from Crony CapitAlism to Obama CapitOlism. Will these Occupiers of Wall Street be able to eclipse the Tea-Partiers? How will so-called "independents" view them? What about the "greenies" in the under-40 demographics? Will "middle America" take them seriously?
The Experts at the Multifaceted Peoples Cube seems to think these rabble-rousers are not quite "up to the job."
has already designed yet another example of brilliant agit-prop for these
glorious "Occupy Wall Street" demonstrations designed to realistically
simulate massive popular support for Obama's Long March:
Needless to say, others (albeit less talented) are creating CineMagic tributes
to the glorious "Transformation of America" which these protests by
ordinary members of the masses are hastening:
no doubt, there will be many desiring to purchase and wear t-shirts
commemorating these glorious events. However, loyal members of the
Proletariat should be careful to avoid T-Shirts cleverly designed by
reactionary, Tea-Party sympathizers to induce unwitting protestors into
purchasing T-Shirts that might be easily misunderstood by graduates of our
esteemed institutions of higher learning (who might easily be confused about the
difference between CapitAlism and CapitOlism) as exhibiting satirical sarcasm
towards, rather than support of, our Glorious Long March (such as the fiendishly
insideous example shown immediately below):
Thank goodness there are many good-will supporters of our courageous
"Occupy Wall Street" demonstrators who are providing them sustenance
such as fresh coffee from the Coffee Party, which our brethren started more than
two years ago to counter and eclipse the reactionary "Tea-Party" and
to remind our protestors that their March Against Capitalism is also a March to
Save GAIA from the ravages of the Earth-Destroying Capitalists:
great accomplishment for us is that our Croney Capitalism investment in Solyndra
Green has depleted more than half a billion dollars of the income taxes paid by
the Enemies of Earth Tea-Partiers:
let's not forget how effectively have been the cleverly designed administrative
regulations imposed by our beloved Environmental Protection Agency and
Department of Energy in restraining the barbaric, GAIA-raping instincts of Uncle
Sam which the Tea-Partiers are attempting to revive:
Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.
After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.
Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.