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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  September 16, 2011
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"SOLYNDRA GREEN is Peoples' Money," Shrieks Tea-Partier About Obama's Shovel-Ready Prequel to Soylent Green.
A Prequel to Soylent Green Proving that When Progressives think "Shovel Ready" they THINK BIG.

This Prequel to Soylent Green features cameos by Barack Obama, Al Gore, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Jon Huntsman, Rick Perry and Jimmy Carter.

"SOLYNDRA GREEN is Peoples' Money," Shrieks Tea-Partier About Obama's Shovel-Ready Prequel to Soylent Green.

A Prequel to Soylent Green Proving that When Progressives think "Shovel Ready" they THINK BIG.

This Prequel to Soylent Green features cameos by Barack Obama, Al Gore, Michelle Obama, Mitt Romney, Jon Huntsman, Rick Perry and Jimmy Carter.

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
September 16, 2011--

"SOLYNDRA GREEN is Peoples' Money," shrieks a Tea-Partier about President Obama's Think-Big, Go Big, Shovel-Ready Prequel to Soylent Green. In the climactic scene, a Rabid Tea-Partier tries to escape from Michelle's Re-Education Class on "How to Dig One's Way Out of a Hole." It's rated PG (Progressively Green).

See Al Gore finally taking a break from his greatest invention, the Weather-Control Machine (shown below) in order to help Obama's Shovel-Ready Green-Shoveler quicky make up for all those Carbon-Credits lost due to the Great Bush Depression and the sudden drop in sales of Gore's GAIA Hats.

Reliable sources indicate that if the Tea-Partiers decide to get shovel-ready, they will be able to dig up many other Green-Job success stories such as Solyndra. We already know the tremendous success encountered by the Green-Car Revolution at Government Motors.

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And, of course we know that not all Republicans are Global-Warming Deniers. Indeed, at least two of them (Mitt "I Believe" Romney and Jon "Call Me Crazy" Huntsman) are fervent followers of Al Gore. However, even though that Redneck Texan, Rick Perry fervently supported Al Gore many years ago, he has now become an apostate. A spokesman for Perry, when questioned about his formerly fervent support for Al Gore's Global Warming theory, distributed Perry's formal response to such question: "I've Evolved.".

There are rumors that Jon "Call Me Crazy" Huntsman is on the verge of releasing a new, hit single, "Crazy," to compete with Romney's impassioned rendition of "I Believe." The music world is on the edge of its seat. Both are certain to garner MTV awards.

Finally, we're all waiting for Romney to schedule a press conference to denounce Jimmy Carter's recent endorsement of him as an "acceptable" Republican nominee for President in 2012. Said Romney, "I hope he doesn't do for me what he did for Obama." .

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--Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com / PoliticalXray.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.


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