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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  May 17, 2011
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Osama's Favorite Porn-- NOT what you think and NOT unsafe for work.
Everyone on the right side of the blogosphere knows what is meant by "Chris Christie Porn," which is NOT unsafe for work or anywhere else where people actually think.

Thus, it's legitimate to ask what was the favorite "porn" of Osama bin Laden a.k.a. Usama bin Laden. You probably already know, but to be sure, continue reading.

            WickedLeaks reveals what was the favorite porn of Osama bin Laden a.k.a. Usama bin Laden seized by US Navy SEALS from bin Laden's McMansion in Abbotabad, Pakistan.  Osama's die-hard (pun intended) supporters were not surprised by what has now been revealed as incredibly offensive nature of Osama's favorite porn-- Indeed, without exception, virtually every supporter of Osama willing to speak publicly not only conceded, but also bragged, that Obama's favorite porn has long been their favorite as well.  Shown below are the offensive images apparently cherished most by Osama: 

            This is in part because the connotation of "porn" today is different than when Justice Potter Stewart said, "I can't define porn, but I know it when I see it."  Today, "porn" is a term that also means something a person intensely appreciates or admires.  For example, bloggers on the right often describe videos of Chris Christie pwning union leaders as "Chris Christie Porn."  Thus, say the die-hard supporters of Osama bin Laden, his "porn" wasn't "sexual" porn at all-- instead, he was addicted to watching videos of Harry Reid saying, "We've lost!  We've Lost."   

            His extensive collection of such porn videos included:  Michael Moore describing Bush and Cheney as "war criminals"; Charlie Sheen explaining how 9-11 was an "inside job"; Rosie O'Donnell agreeing with Charlie Sheen because "fire can't melt steel"; Code Pink and Breasts Not Bombs exposing their breasts and their hatred of the U.S. military; Obama refusing to instruct Attorney General Holder to cease criminal investigations of CIA agents who had interrogated captured al Qaeda agents; and Al Gore accusing George W. Bush of "betraying" his country (see video below).

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            You know the hackneyed saying:  "One man's trash is another man's treasure."  Similarly, one man's "porn" is another man's art or inspiration.  We know the kinds of disgusting, barbaric things Osama deemed "inspirational."  We also know the kinds of things those of us on the right consider "inspirational" -- such as "Chris Christie Porn."  But Chris Christie isn't the only "porn" star on the "right."   Bill Whittle is a rising star in this genre:

            If you don't believe me, just search for "Chris Christie porn."  Maybe we should invent another term.  Perhaps a contest.  What would be a good place for such contest?  Perhaps HotAir.Com, since Ed Morrissey is extremely adept in conducting polls, surveys, etc.  I think I'll send him a suggestion..  

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.

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