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"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." - John 8:32
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Author:  Jim Wrenn
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Date:  December 21, 2009
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A Warning to Warner and Webb:  A Yes-Vote for Cloture to Ebb Debate on ObamaCare is Yes to ObamaCare by Which Cherished Freedoms Will Ebb.
Perhaps as you're reading these lines you notice the rhythm and rhyme, and if you prefer the format of verse, scroll down for the stanzas and lines.

So, now in a Christmas-like spirit, we urge you to vote to prohibit political hacks from votes to enact the "health" plan with freedom constricted. Insist that the House and the Senate return to square one for beginning a new plan from scratch designed to unlatch our health care from government limits.

     A warning to Warner and Webb:  A yes-vote for cloture to ebb debate on ObamaCare is yes to ObamaCare by which cherished freedoms will ebb.  You probably think you'll be able to "sell" to the voters the fable that subsequent voting of "nay" to oppose it, means "for" it you couldn't be labeled.  

    'Til now you've been safe in assuming such knowledge would lapse 'stead of looming in memories of those most likely to vote when next your election is looming.  But now it should not be a myst'ry to you if you're learning from hist'ry most recently made:  Tsunami-size waves of voters are tracking your hist'ry.  

     Although you're accustomed to thinking of mem'ries of voters as shrinking, the voters galore who're "silent no more" have mem'ries enduring, not shrinking.  So don't think we won't hold a grudge for voting for cloture to nudge the Senate to voting for statutes eroding our rights on what plans we'll indulge.

     So, therefore, it's best you assume, on cloture a "yes" will entomb the ultimate fate your status awaits when when you're by Virginians removed.  And thus, if you hope to remain as Senator, surely it's plain on cloture your vote must firmly be "no," so passage cannot be attained.

     And likewise, on "Cap and Trade" plans, if cloture becomes a demand, a "yes" will be seen as "yes" to the deed of foisting such laws on our land.  So likewise, it's best you assume on cloture a "yes" would entomb a similar fate you'd surely await when you're by Virginians removed.

     So, now in a Christmas-like spirit, we urge you to vote to prohibit political hacks from votes to enact the "health" plan with freedom constricted.  Insist that the House and the Senate return to square one for beginning a new plan from scratch designed to unlatch our health care from government limits.  

     Perhaps as you're reading these lines you've noticed the rhythm and rhyme, and if you prefer the format of verse, scroll-down for the stanzas and lines.

--Jim Wrenn, Virginia voter with a long memory and countless friends with equally long memories.

 A warning to Warner and Webb:  
A yes-vote for cloture to ebb 
debate on ObamaCare 
is yes to ObamaCare 
by which cherished freedoms will ebb.  

You probably think you'll be able 
to "sell" to the voters the fable 
that subsequent voting 
of "nay" to oppose it, 
means "for" it you couldn't be labeled.  

'Til now you've been safe in assuming 
such knowledge would lapse 'stead of looming 
in memories of those most likely to vote 
when next your election is looming.  

But now it should not be a myst'ry 
to you if you're learning from hist'ry 
most recently made:  
Tsunami-size waves 
of voters are tracking your hist'ry.  

Although you're accustomed to thinking 
of mem'ries of voters as shrinking, 
the voters galore 
who're "silent no more" 
have mem'ries enduring, not shrinking.  

So don't think we won't hold a grudge 
for voting for cloture to nudge 
the Senate to voting 
for statutes eroding 
our rights on what plans we'll indulge.
  

So, therefore, it's best you assume, 
on cloture a "yes" will entomb 
the ultimate fate 
your status awaits 
when when you smart Virginians remove.  

And thus, if you hope to remain 
as Senator, surely it's plain 
on cloture your vote 
must firmly be "no," 
so passage cannot be attained.

And likewise, on "Cap and Trade" plans, 
if cloture becomes a demand, 
a "yes" will be seen 
as "yes" to the deed 
of foisting such laws on our land.  

So likewise, it's best you assume 
on cloture a "yes" would entomb 
a similar fate 
you'd surely await 
when you're by Virginians removed.

So, now in a Christmas-like spirit, 
we urge you to vote to prohibit 
political hacks 
from votes to enact 
the "health" plan with freedom constricted.  

Insist that the House and the Senate 
return to square one for beginning 
a new plan from scratch 
designed to unlatch 
our health care from government limits.  

 

Permanent link to this installment:

http://wrenncom.com/CommentaryArchives/2009/20y09m12d20-01.asp.

Jim Wrenn
Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com (Editor)

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Biography - Jim Wrenn

Jim is a proud descendant of 18th Century criminal exiles from England who swam to the Outer Banks when the British ship taking them to a Georgia penal colony sank in a storm near Cape Hatteras. Having the prescience to prevent their descendants from becoming "TarHeels," they immediately migrated to Virginia, where, within just a few generations they worked their way up into poverty. Jim's grandfather was the first in the family tree to see the distant horizons, but his career was cut short by severe injuries he sustained when a cousin cut down the tree.

After a brief stint in the Amry (ours) following graduation from law school, he began his legal career in the state bureaucracy but was never able to break into the federal bureaucracy. Several years later, he entered the private practice of law and co-founded a small law publishing company. Later, finding the publishing of small laws unstimulating and finding his private practice too private to be lucrative, he began writing political satire/commentary. His greatest vice is taking himself too seriously.

He wrote the definitive books on the Clinton Era Error: the Clinton Liebrary Book (pre-October, 2000), which he later updated as the Clinton Liebrary Book 2001 Edition to include Election 2000, the post-election shennanigans, and related events through August, 2001. The 2001 edition is the only known literary source that conclusively shows why Bill Clinton pardoned Susan McDougal but not Webster Hubbel. It also presciently contains the Billary/Hillary Dueling Memoirs. At every opportunity he shamelessly promotes his books for orders on-line or by fax at www.ClintonLiebraryBook.Com. He's also the Librarian at the Clinton Liebrary (www.ClintonLiebrary.Com), which owns exclusive rights to Bill Clinton's most famous speech as well as Bill Clinton's comments after revelation of the identity of Deep Throat in 2005.

As an amateur scientist as well as a scientific amateur, he de-bunks the man-is-causing-Global "Warming" theory, and predicts that by the middle of the 21st Century (when he will be safely dead) physicists will discover the obvious flaws in Einstein's Theory of Relativity, which will lead to vastly-faster-than-light travel through polarization of gravity. As a constitutional-law scholar, he's trying to teach those who hold a static, zero-sum-game view of economic and social theories to understand that "property" is not a "thing" but rather is a human right.

Although he regularly teaches Continuing Legal Education courses to lawyers, he's too-often available through he Rubber Chicken Speakers Bureau to speak on politics, satire, etc., at luncheons, dinners, root canals, funerals, etc. His speaking fees are so outrageously high they border on criminal price-gouging, but as a free-market advocate, he defends his fees on the higher moral ground of charging whatever the traffic will bear. For more information (surely more than one would want or need), go to www.PoliSat.Com.


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