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"And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free." - John 8:32
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Author:  Bob Webster
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Date:  September 5, 2006
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A Test For Democrat Voters

Perhaps the biggest mistake ever made was to legislate against voter competency tests with the silly notion that every citizen aged 18 or older is competent to vote. Here is a quiz for those who think Democrats would do a better job fighting the War on Terror.

In an effort to satisfy their insatiable desire to retake the U.S. Congress, Democrats and their friends in journalism and acedemia have embarked on a campaign of deceit, lies, and fantasy foreign policy in an effort to convince the American voter that black is white, up is down, right is wrong and no real threat was posed by Iraq and other nations harboring Muslim terrorists between the ages of 17 and 40.

Democrats and their looney Leftist friends are fixated with the notion that firing Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld and impeaching President Bush and Vice-President Cheney will somehow be appropriate "pay back" for the justified impeachment of Bill Clinton and the recent campaign failures of Al Gore (who still suffers under the delusion that he actually won Florida in 2000) and John Kerry (who never produced his service records for scrutiny).

As Sen. Joe Lieberman, Democrat from Connecticut can attest, having found no quarter in the Republican Party for their silly antics, anti-war activists have taken control of the Democrat Party through the resources of the anti-American billionaire George Soros allied with the far looney Left of the Democrat Pary (including the Michael Moore Hollywood wing).

These collective morons actually believe the American voters are stupid enough to forget history and vote them into power so that they can remove both Bush and Cheney and install a new President by Congressional decree (as prescribed by the U.S. Constitution, Article II, Section 1 as amended by the 25th Amendment). They actually believe they can sell the idea that the U.S. faces a greater threat from illegal immigrants (who have never staged a single act of terrorism) than from Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

Hello? When was the last time a group of migrant workers blew up a building or flew a fully-loaded passenger plane into a building filled with innocent civilians? While the immigration problem created by Democrats with designs for increasing their voter roles must be corrected, it needs to be put into perspective when considering whether you will help the likes of George Soros and Michael Moore to pick the next Congress and Chief Executive.

The real question that will be decided in November is whether or not these renegade Democrats are correct in their belief that the American voter is too stupid to see through their schemes.

A quiz is offered below to help you decide whether you want to believe the Democrat propaganda of billionaire George Soros and millionaire Michael Moore claims that:

  1. Democrats are the party of the "poor"
  2. The U.S. should not have invaded Iraq to fight the war on terror.
  3. President Bush "lied" about the existence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq.
  4. Donald Rumsfeld is to blame for failing to predict the future tactics of Muslim terrorists in Iraq.
  5. Far too many Americans have died in Iraq fighting the war on terror.
  6. Democrats could have done a much better job fighting terrorists from Washington, D.C. than could the American military from Baghdad.
  7. Bush and Cheney should be impeached.
  8. Al Gore really won in 2000.
  9. John Kerry really could have done a much better job fighting the war on terrorism.

For Democrats and any others with a short memory, all the events listed below actually happened.

1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:

a. Superman
b. Jay Leno
c. Harry Potter
d. A Muslim male terrorist between the ages of 17 and 40

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbett
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:

a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:

a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:

a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by:

a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:

a. Captain Kidd
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:

a. Scooby Doo
b. Al Capone
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombe d the first time by:

a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:

a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill' s women problems
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

11. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take out the World TradeCenters and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:

a. Bugs Bunny, Wiley E. Coyote, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd
b. The Supreme Court of Florida
c. The Girl Scouts
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:

a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:

a. Bonnie and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

14. 2004 - Spain Railway bombings were done by:

a. The Tooth Fairy
b. Howdy Doody
c. Ralph Kramden
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

15. 2005 London Railway bombings were done by:

a. The Palace Guard
b. English Football Players
c. The D.A.R.
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

16. 2006 plot to blowup airliners leaving London for US destinations. Who has been implicated:

a. The Campfire Girls
b. The AARP
c. The Westminster Boys Choir
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

17. For nearly four years the U.S. and Britain have been fighting in Iraq against:

a. AIDS
b. Poverty
c. The Spanish Armada
d. Muslim male terrorists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

If you haven't scored 17 "d." answers, you are a good candidate for the moron brigade being counted on by the looney Left cabal that has hijacked the Democrat Party and hopes to ascend to power riding a tidal wave of lies and deceit.

Considering our combined losses in Iraq and Afghanistan have not yet reached the level of loss of civilian life on 9/11/01, it is hard to understand how any sane person could fall for the big lie that we are engaged in another Viet Nam "quagmire" (as Teddy "the bloat" Kennedy likes to claim).

The above test was modified from a version circulating through the email to illustrate the insanity of not allowing profiling in the war against terrorism. That insane policy is fully endorsed and supported by the looney Left Democrat Party that would like to be running your life and who count on your vote in November.

Are you sure you want to sit idly by while that happens?

Bob Webster
WEBCommentary (Editor, Publisher)

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Biography - Bob Webster

Bob Webster, a descendant of Daniel Webster's father and early American patriot, Ebenezer Webster, has always had a strong interest in early American history, our Constitution, U.S. politics, and law. Politically he is a constitutional republican with objectivist and libertarian roots. He has faith in the ultimate triumph of truth and reason over deception and emotion. He is a strong believer in our Constitution as written and views the abandonment of constitutional restraint by the regressive Progressive movement as a great danger to our Republic. His favorite novel is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand and believes it should be required reading for every high school student so they can understand the dangers of tolerating the growth of unconstitutional crushingly powerful central government. He strongly believes, as our Constitution enshrines, that the interests of the individual should be held superior to the interests of the state.

A lifelong interest in meteorology and climatology spurred his strong interest in science. Bob earned his degree in Mathematics at Virginia Tech, graduating in 1964.


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