Have a Very Barry Christmas

Some holiday political humor for your amusement!

"Socialist! Socialist!" (to the tune of Jingle Bells") Dashing to the bank Before they get my stash Something's really rank They're taking all my cash! I'm feeling really glum The future's not too bright So much for all my Christmas gifts I'm really broke tonight. Oh! Socialist! Socialist! Obama is not sane! Oh, it's not fun to run and hide From the tyranny and pain- Hey! Socialist! Socialist! How'd this come to pass? If I have to swallow more I swear that I'll have gas! A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride I tried to get away Before they took my hide To those who like this guy: I hope you do repent For we are stuck with mounting debt And bigger government. Oh! Socialist! Socialist! Obama is not sane! Oh, it's not fun to run and hide From the tyranny and pain- Hey! Socialist! Socialist! How'd this come to pass? If I have to swallow more I swear that I'll have gas!

"Obama's Thugs Are Com'n To Town" (to the tune of "Santa Claus is com'n to Town") Oh! Ya better watch out! You know they lie You can't speak out Don't even try! Obama's thugs are com-ing to town! I wish I could be sleep'n The next two years away! But time will be a-creep'n 'Till the next election day! Oh! Ya better not work 'Cause if you do They'll take your money Right away from you! Obama's thugs are com-ing to town! He knows where you've been sleep'n I know where he has too! (She's got a major bootie And a face just like a shrew!) Oh! Ya better play nice - No trouble from you! Or he'll send over The SEIU Obama's thugs are com-ing to town!

"Here Comes Obama" (to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus") Here comes Obama! Here comes Obama! Resembling a de-railed train He got elected- should have been rejected Had the country gone insane? Everyone knows He really blows And his wife is truly a fright But nothing's worse It makes me curse That he's still the president tonight! Here comes Obama! Here comes Obama! Resembling a de-railed train He's got a policies full of crap And those voters are to blame I'd really rather Not hear him blather Oh, what a pitiful sight So jump in bed and cover up your head 'Cause he'll use the teleprompter tonight!

"No! No! No! - Don't Want To Go" (to the tune of "Up On The Roof Top" ) Up in the house the illegal's hide By our laws they don't abide There on the porch is the INS Came for Pedro, that's my guess No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh Down through the back yard, skip, skip, skip Looks like they gave 'The Feds' the slip! Over in Durham you will see They'll give them all a fake ID Now here's the part that gets my goat You know they'll re-gis-ter to vote! No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh Off to the polls now, hop, hop, hop We know the voter fraud just won't stop Down at the office they are pleased They signed up for their subsidies (In at the counter they're polite) After all, it is their right! No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh On to the store now, shop, shop, shop Every-one gets a brand new top On to the jobs that we won't do?!? But there's no jobs for them or you Sit on the couch and heave a sigh Un-employment's really high! No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh Out to the mailbox, across the deck Uncle Sam sent them a check! Out on the street they have a wreck They've no license, what the heck! There's no insurance that we can tell It's just my car, so what the hell! No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh Stuck with the damage, what's been done?! I have to pay and they just run Down towards the clinic they are off Looks like someone's got a cough They get a pass so they won't pay More good things are due their way No! No! No! - don't want to go No! No! No! - don't want to go-oh For all of us it's a bitter pill We'll cough it up 'cause we pay their bill!