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Author: Bob Webster
Date:  April 1, 2006

Topic category:  Other/General

Breaking News!

What a day!

Simultaneous uprisings in Syria, Iran, and Iraq have toppled repressive regimes. People dancing in streets!

Mexico, in a surprise announcment, pledges to get tough with border crossers and help American efforts to halt illegal traffic to America.

President Bush announces he will veto all new spending programs. In a surprise twist, he pledges to shut down all agencies not supported by constitutional foundation, including the Department of Education.

U.S. Supreme Court to overturn Roe v. Wade.

Oil prices drop dramatically to $22/barrel.

Democrats press for exploration of frozen arctic wasteland in ANWR.

Global warming declared "myth" by Time, Scientific American, Discover, and Science magazines. Reporters claim they knew it all along.

Democrat Party announces housecleaning. No current leaders will be supported for re-election.

Republicans pledge to cut spending by 20%.

College professors unite behind "campus conservative" initiatives, seeking open exchange of diverse views.

Hollywood pledges to "stay out of politics." Striesand admits, "it's all too confusing."

Hillary drops out of presidential contention, saying her duties as a housewife must come first.

GM announces record profits for first quarter. Layoffs cancelled.

National weather service predicts pleasant weather from coast-to-coast for the month of April.

And ...

It's April 1st.

Pssssst: (April Fool)

Bob Webster
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Biography - Bob Webster

Bob Webster, a 12th-generation descendent of both the Darte family (Connecticut, 1630s) and the Webster family (Massachusetts, 1630s) is a descendant of Daniel Webster's father, Revolutionary War patriot Ebenezer Webster, who served with General Washington. Bob has always had a strong interest in early American history, our Constitution, U.S. politics, and law. Politically he is a constitutional republican with objectivist and libertarian roots. He has faith in the ultimate triumph of truth and reason over deception and emotion. He is a strong believer in our Constitution as written and views the abandonment of constitutional restraint by the regressive Progressive movement as a great danger to our Republic. His favorite novel is Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand and believes it should be required reading for all high school students so they can appreciate the cost of tolerating the growth of unconstitutional crushingly powerful central government. He strongly believes, as our Constitution enshrines, that the interests of the individual should be held superior to the interests of the state.

A lifelong interest in meteorology and climatology spurred his strong interest in science. Bob earned his degree in Mathematics at Virginia Tech, graduating in 1964.

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