Topic category: Humor - On the lighter side
Elizabeth Warren (Pochontas) wants to be Treasury Secretary
I find that funny because according to her professed ancestry
During the civil war a bedraggled and starving bunch of soldiers come upon an old man sitting on a hill reading a book.
"Excuse me sir" the lieutenant whispers. "would you have any food or know of where we could acquire sustenance"
The old man holds up his book....a dictionary of the English language. Responding slowly, he says "Sus tents.. vat? I am not knowing language of English no good but vat I do know is if you dare mosey over that there hill you will come upon..." He stops and consults his dictionary for a moment..." a Bacon Tree".
Never having heard of a bacon Tree, the lieutenant nevertheless leads his intrepid soldiers in a march over the hill, whereupon they are beset by Indian braves (not related to Elizabeth Warren) and all are slaughtered except the lieutenant.
Crawling back over the hill he confronts the old man. "Old man. We were attacked! Why didn't you warn us about the Danger?"
"Vat!" he responds "I certainly did. I said..." an expression of horror comes over his face. He picks up his dictionary and flips through the pages frantically. "Oh NO! It vasn't a Bacon Tree
...It vas a Ham Bush. A HAM BUSH. "
The Society Project (Founder)
Biography - Lawrence Rosner
Lawrence spent his career solving the problems of major businesses. He created software, business processes and systems that save millions of dollars a year and make people’s work life easier and more productive. He was a founding partner in a company which is instrumental in streamlining the practice of medicine and helping both patients and Doctors cope with the problems created by government health care.
During an assignment on the 98th floor of the WTC in 1993, he experienced first hand Islamic Terrorists' nearly successful attempt to take down the WTC. He and tens of thousands of others were trapped in the building in darkness and choking smoke.
After the government’s whitewashing denial of the root cause of the bombing - the evil built into Islam, the deepening confusion of American values, the negative end results of unnecessary and even immoral government intervention, the deterioration of the US economy and widespread systemic government corruption and unchecked power, he founded The Society Project to provide a blueprint for restoring our unique government Of the People, not Above the people, as it has become.
The Society project is dedicated to restoring the Constitutional Republic of the United States by educating, motivating and facilitating people to act to repair our society, through the Amendment process, before our society becomes another of the world’s failures.